This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada
this is my favorite thing of the day
I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
"CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
Looks like Jim Kirk was born a few centuries early…
friends: oh no! it’s raining, we can’t go out! this sucks!!
"stop doing that"